It's getting hot in here...

It's hot...REAL hot. I HATE it. Did I mention I don't like the heat? There's a reason I live in the Pacific Northwest...to avoid temperatures like these (95 degrees). I don't even really understand why people DO like warm temperatures. Your uncomfortable, your skin burns (particularly when your my shade of pasty white), every (eh-em) crook and cranny gets sweaty and you're stuck inside near the closest AC (well at least I am). The only advantage to heat is it gives you the ability to go swimming outside. You can swim, however, when it's 80 degrees, so I see no reason for it to ever get any warmer than that. Ok, rant over...I'm off to stick my head in the freezer.